Welcome to anyone with enough curiosity to follow this blog through all potential incarnations to a place of laughter, serenity, enlightenment or simply a way to waste a few minutes waiting in the dentist's office. After having thought about and talked about getting a job for nearly 10 years, I think it's finally time to..... think about it some more. I have a very specific skill set to offer potential employers, as well as an equally specific set of requirements for the perfect job. I have a bachelor's degree in Russian which here-to-for has not enhanced my marketability. You see, I haven't used my degree, well, EVER, and I have forgotten all but the most basic Russian vocabulary such as hello, thank you, please and goodbye.
I am in the demographic which can generously be described as middle age, so I have neither the time nor the physical prowess to climb any ladders, corporate or otherwise. I suffer from extreme SDPD (Self- Deprecation Personality Disorder), mild paranoia, and finally, chronic cashier-ophobia. I have actually been known to give back more change to people than the item they purchased was worth. None of these afflictions have been clinically evaluated, but trust me, they are very real.
I do have several qualities which I feel could be useful in the appropriate vocation. I am a great listener, I can talk on the phone for hours, I can research nearly any topic you can throw at me and I can proofread better than anyone I know. I'm not sure yet how these talents coalesce into a viable occupation, but I remain ever on the lookout for my true calling.
Blogging for profit has taken the world by storm and I believe this may be the answer to my prayers. Conventional wisdom says that one should be willing to blog for nothing before expecting to earn a living wage from it. I have been blogging for the pure enjoyment of it for several years now so I have already made it past that first hurdle. Blogging combines many of my strengths with the added luxury of working from home in stretchy pants. If I could dole out helpful advice or offer a sympathetic ear and possibly even make readers laugh I would consider myself as lucky as HGTV's Urban Oasis Winner
http://blog.hgtv.com/urban-oasis/2011/10/25/meet-the-winner-of-hgtv-urban-oasis-2011/.
So, I appeal to the audience out in cyberspace to join me on a journey whose direction will only reveal itself as we travel along. Hopefully you can help me end years of inertia before it's time for me to retire.
Copyright - KKR Feb. 2012
